The reality was that Warner wasn’t there. If there were two people or 20 people identifying him, they were wrong.

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It’s not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

I often sit back and think, I wish I’d done that, and find out later that I already have.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don’t think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I’ll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.

I don’t drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don’t feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.